YOOOOO it feels sooooooooooo good to be writing another post. School, work, and tryna figure shit out have been the biggest attention whores in my life these past few weeks. Speaking of school, I decided to join some volunteer program this semester. I got paired with a foreign exchange student and we basically just chill each week so that they can practice their english outside of the classroom. As a person who loves learning about new cultures, the kid joined. I was paired with some dude from China. The other day while I was enjoying a delicious parfait, we got into the conversation about haircuts ( HOW IDK?! ). He told me that he BARLEY gets haircuts and said that he just went to some shop around school. At this point, I almost dropped that delicious parfait because I was so shocked at how he gave 0 fucks about getting a fresh cut. This is when I told him that I go every 2 weeks and that I go to the same barber every time. NOW, he didn't have a parfait but he could not believe the fact that I spend so much money and go so often to the barbershop. We really had a moment of 2 foreign people just sitting there not understanding how someone can live this way. He looked at me like I was bugging because I am so passionate about getting a cut. I had to then explain to him how serious this barber thing is to me. I gave him some barbershop tips and explained how important this is to people like me. There are a few special golden rules when it comes to getting that fire cut. I could write a whole book on this but for now ill leave you with the most important one. Now, I say this with every bit of passion in me... DON'T EVER CHEAT ON YOUR BARBER. If you have a good barber you must stay loyal to them because you run the risk of someone else coming along in your life and fucking it all up. Ladies, Its like If you go to a different eyebrow lady and they make you look like a chonga. There are some EXTREME cases where your barber isn't available and you need a something real fast. If this is the case then you better make sure you got a SOLID side piece. Trust me, I care about you and your hairline... I been here before and getting your haircut FUCKED up by another barber is top 5 worst things that can happen to you. You know how it feels to wear a hat for 24 hours?! If you are going to cheat, then do it on your gf or bf NOT your barber ( disclaimer: I am not responsible for any relationship problems that may come from that last sentence. also, S/O to #teamFAITHFUL we are amazing). Ladies if you wanna see how faithful your man is, see how loyal he is to his barber. Its like that whole "see how he treats his mom" thing but way more accurate. I cant stress to you how amazing it is to get a fresh cut. Not many things beat that feeling when you hop off that barber chair and your beard is sharp af, that fade is crisp, and your hairline can be used as a level. Its almost like a drug, that just makes you feel like you can take on the world. Even if you ugly AF those next couple hours post fresh cut you will feel and look like a fucking GOD. Anyway... get yourself a nice ass barber and go talk to someone from a different culture... shits dope
- ANT
