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LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY <3

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY <3

* takes hat off* 

JUST TAKE A SECOND AND ACKNOWLEDGE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION ( For all my vegetarian friends..ily don't hate me). First off I would like to thank my good old friend Tina for putting me on to Se-Port deli. ( You changed my life for the better S/O to you ). Next I wanna give a S/O to my BORONA BUCKET BOYZ Joe, Alex, and Kev for sharing special moments like this with me. 

As a fellow foodie there is nothing that makes me happier than coming across some random places with great food. Going out to eat is actually one of my top 3 favorite things to do in life. Although I'm trying to get down on this health wave, fat food like this will always be part of my life ( even if I feel like I'm 2 bites away from serious heart disease). Se-port deli is something that was introduced to me about 2 years ago. The very first time I went I did not know that I would walk out knowing what true love is. The first sandwich I ever had there is called "the gasm" ...  the name alone speaks for it self I don't need to say anymore. After that first trip I never looked back, I knew for a fact that this deli is going to be part of my life forever. 

Now lets get into the picture above us ( I know I need a mani..fuck off ) "The PICCININNI"  is one of my favorite sandwiches in this thing called life. The chicken is fried to perfection, the bacon has the perfect amount of crisp, the fries add a beautiful texture, the cebolla rings ( onion rings for my non hispanics ) offsets this whole sandwich and adds the right amount of BAAAMM to it. It does not stop here, this is all laid beautifully on a garlic hero with coleslaw and russian dressing on a bed of melted mozz ( side note: it has gravy originally but gravy and bacon together makes me feel weird ). The onion rings don't come with the sandwich but I'm fat and so it would be wrong if I didn't add them. Every time I order, I tell them no gravy and add onions rings. They always look at me crazy but little do they know how fire it is. The anxiety of waiting for this sandwich to be made is the toughest part. Its almost similar to the anxiety one would get waiting for that "I got my period" text ( If you ever been in this position you KNOW how that feel). All I can think about is if that angel behind the counter is making my baby with love. Knowing something as wonderful as that is being made brings a lot of emotion out of me. I wish you can see my face when they tell me my sandwich is ready. The dope thing about it is that they usually ALWAYS finesse and are never skimp with the chicken. Now I don't have any kids yet BUT I'm pretty sure watching my first born child pop out will bring me the same joy as eating this sandwich. 

If you are bored with what you eat everyday and you tired of going to half apps... DO YOUR GOOGLES and hit this spot up. This sandwich brings me so much joy and is so important that it has me typing a whole post about it instead of paying attention to the lecture I'm in. Its all good though, I'm just trying change peoples lives b.. and THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE will change your life. So please do yourself a favor and take the trip to this deli, you will not regret it. 

Spread Love <3 

 

- ant

aka dazed aka tonytoowavvy aka mr.stealyourfrieswhenyourenotlooking. 

 

 

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